I do not want to offend anyone (probably not the best way to start a post)
But….. I get annoyed with those couples on Facebook that feel the need to write on their spouses wall twenty times a day.
“I just want the entire Facebook to know that I have the best wife in the world. You are not only the love of my life but are also my best friend”
a whopping 5 minutes later the wife will post on her wall
“Thank you to my amazing husband who has always known me better than I know myself”
You know they are sitting next to each-other on the sofa, each using their respective laptops.
Perhaps I am bitter, jealous, envious,
did I say bitter?
Now,I know my husband loves me. I do not need him to announce it to all of facebook, although it is sweet if it is maybe just once a week. I mean, truth be told, he would not even know how to use facebook. He barely knows how to email!
Am I the only woman out there who does not have her husband on Facebook?
And then…..I had one of my brilliant ideas.
Wait for it…….
Wait for it……
I can make my husband a fake facebook!
I could use our wedding picture as his profile picture, and totally run his facebook page. The first wall post would be
“I just want to thank my amazing wife for hooking me up with a facebook. She really is the Queen of all things”
Of course my family would see right through it.
And my husbands family for that matter.
But…for the few facebook friends that I do have on there, who do not know my husband, they would be all like “Awwww, I am so jealous, she has such a good husband.”
You know, kinda like how I get annoyed reading post from my friends and their spouses….but a small, tiny, minuscule part of me is jealous.
My husbands second post….
“My wife is so HAWT. Megan Fox needs to watch out”
Do you guys see how much fun I could have with this?!?!?!
However, the truth of the matter is, if my husband really did have a facebook (which would never happen) his first post would be more along the lines of
” What the *$%% did Jen just get me into?”
“Need some wine”
and there would be quite a few misspelled words.
So, tell me. Does your significant other have a facebook? If so, do you guys leave corny, mushy messages on each others page? (Because if you do, then you should probably stop).
If you were to make a fake facebook for your significant other…what would the first wall post say?
and now, for me, my wall post says
“Time for vodka, over and out”