Atlanta….are you ready for this?!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta application.
Name: Christin Crider
Weight: Only my doctor needs to know that..
What city franchise of the Real Housewives would you choose to be in? Why? I would choose Atlanta. I feel like I would mix well with these women. A little hood, with a little fancy.
What is your highest level of education? I just graduated college but I can’t remember anything from the last 2 years.
Where were you born? Yakima—also known as Yakompton
Where did you grow up? Yakompton
Do you have siblings? How old are they? Just one…he’s 29. I was an only child for 8 years and then this troll looking baby came into my life. 29 years later, he still looks like a troll.
Have you ever been arrested, charged, or convicted of a crime of any type? Don’t be embarrassed… even Teresa “went away” for a while…If so, please give details: No, I never got caught.
Have you ever filed for bankruptcy or Chapter 11? No, but I should have in my 20’s. No one ever told me you had to make payments on the credit cards.
Have you ever auditioned for or been a performer, participant, or contestant on a reality show such as the Real Housewives? In my mind, I have. I also pretend to be drinking Rose’ with LVP at times…
Do you drink alcoholic beverages? No, unfortunately my old body can’t take it. I took a sip of a Long Island Iced tea at my cousin’s bachelorette party. The next thing I know, my head is on the table…where it remained for the rest of the night. True story.
What’s your favorite drink? Ice water with lemon…living on the edge, I know.
Have you ever been married or engaged? Never married. Questionably engaged a time or two.
Do you have any children? 2 teenagers. Someone once told me, it gets easier as they get older. They lied.
Are you genuinely looking to get married and why? No. Well maybe, if he has a lot of patience and a lot of money.
Which spouse would you choose to have on any of the Real Housewives shows? I would choose Greg. He practically kisses Nene’s feet upon request. Who wouldn’t want a man like that?
Please describe your ideal mate in terms of physical attraction and in terms of personality attraction. Tall, dark and handsome.
How many serious relationships have you been in and how long were they? I lost count. Honestly, I try to forget those fools.
What happened to end those relationships? (Hopefully they didn’t end up like Phaedra and Apollo’s.) They were bitches. Enough Said.
What have you not found but would like to have in a relationship? Anybody know where I can find a real man? That’s what I need to find…
What are your hobbies and interests besides watching The Real Housewives? I like to write, craft and read…wait, maybe that’s why I’m single.
Do you have any pets? For example: Lisa Vanderpump has 2 mini horses, 2 swans (Hanky and Panky), countless dogs including Jiggy..Do you have more or less than her? I have an obese cat named Daisy. She likes to eat snails and throw them up all over my house..oh and she likes to get in my purse and eat my gum.
What accomplishment are you most proud of? (We don’t care if you if have successfully sang a one hit wonder with auto-tune…ehh emm..The Countess and Kim Z.) Luckily for you guys I can’t sing..but my accomplishment that I am most proud of is making it out of my 20’s…alive.